We (Followers of the great granny P.) are gathered here today in worship, memory, and true, true love for the woman held most dear in our hearts.

Hey i am Turnip Parsley Padula and i am a good person.. Chill dudes.
 
Good evening young, unexperienced one -
Let us inform you of the love bursting in our hearts, so please, in all ernest, carry on.
 
Granny is a good soul with good intentions, 2005 was the year she died - I didnt in reality but my spirit past away that year and half of me still died somehow.
 
Mrs. Pearl is great souce of potassium, she also has a tremendous ammount of fiber, plus can boost your protien levels. She isn't exactly "In the chub" but she adds a nice squishyness to the palate. Thank you, Happy eating...
 
SOS